mystery fragrance

The other day, i got the mail. As i was walking back through the house, i caught a whiff of perfume. Obviously, i assumed one of the catalogues had a sample included, though i did wonder when catalogues (and not magazines) started including fragrance samples. Upon arriving in the kitchen, i tossed the pile on the counter and began separating the junk from the treasure. I soon found that the smell was coming not from the lands end catalogue, but from the pink letter of the woman running for political office. Interesting approach.